Was, ironically, really craving a hot dog

Playboy founder and media mogul Hugh Heftner was deeply hurt by Celebrity Apprentice candidate Tiffany Fallon’s failure to call him in her time of need. While other celebrities contacted their richest acquaintances to donate money for charity in the guise of purchasing hot dogs, Tiffany neglected to get Hefner on the horn.

“I’m a delight!” he claims. “Why didn’t she call?”

Tiffany insisted that she had every intention of calling upon Hefner to help, but that she wanted to save that call for later on in the game.

“Oh, bullshit,” he says. “She thinks I’m old and crusty. Is that it? It’s this robe I never take off, isn’t it? What does this stain look like to you?”

Tiffany has publicly apologized to Hefner, but he refuses to accept, saying that he no longer considers her a friend.

“I thought that the naked women I pay to take their clothes off and pose nude for nationwide publications liked me for me. But I guess not,” he sobs. “That harlot! She’ll never work in this town again!”

“I really wanted a hot dog, too,” he hiccups.

~TVoD

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