Rival tribe just too creepy
A visibly frustrated Mark Burnett lamented the challenge of painting the “Fans” tribe of this year’s Survivor season in favorable light last week after more douchebaggery abounded amongst the squabbling contestants.
“They’re just really annoying,” Burnett whines. “And ugly,” he shudders. “So very, very ugly.”
The reality pioneer was angered further when the Airai tribe won immunity this week, as this meant that none of the hideous members would be forced to leave.
“Dammit!” he cried when hearing of the results. “Couldn’t Probst have thrown a coconut at one of them? ‘Accidentally’ tear an ACL or two?”
The Airai tribe is made of ardent enthusiasts of the show, proving the theory that true Survivor fanatics really are as troll-like as most people imagine.
“I thought this might be a fun idea,” Burnett says, rubbing his eyes. “But for once, I guess I was wrong.”
“Oh, well,” he adds, driving away in a cement truck full of money, “They can’t all be winners.”
~TVoD
Posted in Survivor on February 26th, 2008 | |