Thwarts prison escapees, sunbathers
Panama, known throughout the world as “The Land Of No Clouds”, was host to a rare occurrence early this week. A single cumulus formation made its way across the sky, bringing terror and inconvenience to the otherwise constantly sunny nation.
“I pulled the kids right out of school,” says local fisherman Edward Cordio. “It was a truly historic event. We took several pictures.”
The cloud’s arrival couldn’t have come at a worse time for prison breakers Michael Scofield and James Whistler, whose escape plans were ruined by the ill-timed weather.
“That goddamn cloud,” Scofield reportedly said. “I’m going to kill it and everything it holds dear.” He then threw a chicken foot to the ground and continued to yell nonsensical threats towards the heavens.
Scientists say that it is unlikely that the cloud will return. Others believe that there might be a small chance, possibly right around February sweeps.
~TVoD
Posted in Prison Break on November 6th, 2007 | |