Unruly coif threatens to take over the world
Scientists say that the most immediate threat to American civilization is neither global warming nor the dreaded Shanti virus, but rather the relentless growth of the hair of Nathan Petrelli.
“A year ago, this wasn’t even a discernible issue,” says scientist Dr. Martin Van Hoof. “Petrelli’s hair was neatly styled and impeccably groomed. The situation was under control. Unfortunately, times have changed, and now we have a real problem on our hands.”
Hope had arisen a few weeks ago, when Petrelli finally managed to shave off the afro-like beard that, at times, resembled a dead animal. But the frenzied mane on top of his head has proven to be even more resilient, exploding at a rate that frightens many experts.
“He’s not a Yeti,” says Van Hoof. “But we still haven’t ruled out werewolf.”
Authorities believe that, if left unattended, the rogue locks could burst into apocalyptic proportions, first consuming New York City, then spreading across the country and, eventually, the entire world.
“We’re sending in some military-grade mousse and an emergency comb,” says Van Hoof. “But I don’t really see a way out of this, unless we’re somehow able to recruit a competent team of superhuman crimefighters to save the world. I’m not optimistic.”
~TVoD
Posted in Heroes on November 6th, 2007 | |
The fro, it cannot be captured by modern photographic means! No crop can hold it…
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