Donkeys Are Declared Official Mode of Transportation For Rest Of Amazing Race Season

Delightful asses far more entertaining than mere vehicles
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Following an outpouring of favorable reactions to the premiere of Season 12 of The Amazing Race, producers quickly rushed to get word of their new concept out to viewers: From now on, donkeys will be the only method of transit from one place to another for the rest of the season, and, perhaps, the entire series.

“Those donkeys were the most exciting thing I’ve seen in years,” says viewer Don Hathaway. “The drama, the terror, the suspense! Would they walk, or would they continue to stand still and drive their teams to insanity? I was on the edge of my seat!”

The episode’s challenge required teams to load up their donkeys with peat moss and gently lead them up a hill, where they would be rewarded with their next clue. (The teams, not the donkeys. The donkeys were reportedly rewarded with hay.) Unfortunately, for some teams, the donkeys had other plans. Their stubbornness, which for some reason came as a surprise to some of the more mentally-challenged contestants, contributed to the downfall of several teams, even resulting in the much-welcomed elimination of screechy racers Ari and Staella.

“With a car, you know what to expect,” says producer Nate Summers. “Sometimes it breaks down, but generally speaking, it’ll get you where you need to go. The same can be said for trains, buses, subways, boats, taxis, pedicabs, rickshaws, and tuk-tuks. It’s when you bring live animals into the fray, that’s when you get good television.”

Therefore, with the exception of a limited number of flights, contestants will now be racing around the world atop a plucky yet unpredictable crew of donkeys. Producers are confident that the resulting chaos will be nothing short of riveting.

“We’ll vary it up a little, to keep it even more interesting,” says Summers. “Blindfolded donkeys, pregnant donkeys, drunken donkeys. We could throw also a camel in there somewhere. Maybe a shark or two. The possibilities are endless.”

~TVoD

Posted in Amazing Race on November 6th, 2007 | |

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  1. Deirdre on November 8th, 2007 at 2:39 pm said,

    I wish this were the case. That whole segment was great. Anyone notice how the donkeys seem to hate mean people? Priceless.

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