Kidnapped Child Falls Into Coma

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The New York State Office of Children and Family Services has been alerted to a rather troubling situation. Molly Walker, an orphaned child originally from Los Angeles, California, has been living with strangers ever since the death of her parents, in what police are assuming to be a hostage situation.

“This is a kidnapping, plain and simple,” states Officer Hugh Williams. “We don’t know what these two yahoos are playing at, but they clearly took the girl without any regard for state law or standard adoption procedures.”

The men have been identified as Dr. Mohinder Suresh, a genetics professor originally from India, and Matt Parkman, who is, ironically, an NYPD detective. According to authorities, Molly is in no small amount of danger.

“It’s been reported that Molly lost consciousness a few days ago. We believe that one or both of her captors are directly responsible for this, and we’re doing everything within our power to rescue the child.”

Neighbors describe the suspects as quiet and private. “They keep to themselves, mostly.” retired fisherman Abraham Patterson states. “I met one of them once. The fellow with the crazy hair. He seemed like quite the fruitcake! They’re both gayer than a maypole, in my opinion. And every night I hear that poor girl screaming. God only knows what they’re doing to her.”

The Office of Children and Family Services admits that they “really dropped the ball on this one” and promise to “tell Gladys to make some more copies of those adoption forms, pronto.”

~TVoD

Posted in Heroes on October 25th, 2007 | |

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  1. Concerned Citizen on October 29th, 2007 at 2:53 pm said,

    For the life of me I can’t imagine how New York City School System let this one slip through the cracks. They just registered the little girl for school, crazy symbol drawings and all. Damn shame.

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