Miraculous sighting takes place in China
Survivor contestants were treated to a rare occurrence this past Thursday with a brief but definite sighting of a virgin. Witnesses say that it emerged from the depths of a shallow pool to converse with the locals, then disappeared just as quickly.
“I was totally shocked,” says Survivor contestant Jamie. “I’ve heard stories, of course, but no one ever really believes them to be true.”
Scientists say that the virgin has curly brown hair and a boyishly charming smile. Producers of the hit reality show claim that the virgin is actually a contestant named Erik who belongs to the Zhan Hu tribe, but none of the other contestants on either team have ever seen or heard of him.
“I hope he comes back,” says Jamie. “I’m sure I can manipulate his virginity in some way or another. Plus, he’s kind of cute.”
“I think it’s good for the show,” says host Jeff Probst. “We’ve never had a virgin before. It’ll be interesting to see if the sluts and sleazebags merely shun him, or slaughter him as a bloody sacrifice to the gods of the mountain. Either way, it sure is great television.”
~TVoD
Posted in Survivor on October 24th, 2007 | |