Woman shows up unannounced to examine other people’s problems
SEATTLE, WA - Jane Burke, mother of renowned cardio-thorasic surgeon Dr. Preston Burke, visited Seattle Grace Hospital last Thursday hoping to speak with Dr. Christina Yang about her fiancé’s sudden departure and the return of a priceless diamond necklace. Instead, she was ruthlessly assaulted by a barrage of Preston’s former colleagues, all of whom are reported to be emotionally unstable and badly in need of an impartial listener to analyze their woes.
“Oh, Mrs. Burke is amazing,” wept Dr. George O’Malley. “I rambled on and on about the dissolution of Burke and Christina’s engagement, but as it turns out I was just exploring the details of my own loveless marriage! She’s a godsend!”
Witnesses say Mrs. Burke tried to leave the scene several times, but each escape attempt was thwarted by yet another beleaguered surgeon popping up to lament his or her precarious love life in the guise of a conversation about her son.
“I couldn’t stop talking to her about Burke,” claims Dr. Derek Shepherd. “The intricate analysis of our friendship really brought home the fact that I can’t stop thinking about banging Meredith Grey.” He smiles and looks up at the sky. “Thank you, Mrs. Burke, wherever you are!”
Mrs. Burke can in fact be found at Joe’s Bar across the street, downing her third shot of Jim Beam. “I just wanted to read my damn People magazine in peace,” she sighs. “Those doctors are seriously fucked up.”
~TVoD
Posted in Grey's Anatomy on October 7th, 2007 | |
hey! A show I actually know! That’s some good shit right there. Very funny. The other ones are funny too even though I dont watch them but this one was hilarious. I’m also proud to say that I am the first person to leave a comment. I hope you get terribly excited and then realize it’s just me. Dingle Dongle Dingle Dongle, someone’s calling you, GOULET