Jean-Robert’s unconventional proposal whole-heartedly endorsed by producers
JIANGXI, CHINA - At the suggestion of Survivor contestant Jean-Robert, producers of the hit CBS show will now be giving away a new grand prize to the game’s victor. Prior to this season, the winner of the popular reality program received $1 million and a free car. Starting with the finale of Survivor:China, the winner will now receive $1 million and a free prostitute.
“A million dollars after taxes ends up being not much at all,” contestant James states. “But a free prostitute - that’s the gift that keeps on giving.”
The winner may specify the gender of the prostitute, but minor details, such as hair color, weight, or special acrobatic abilities, will be determined at the discretion of the producers. Furthermore, since the grand prize clearly stipulates that the winner only receive “some” ass, the prostitute will only be available to the winner for a period of six months.
“That’s still better than a car,” Jean-Robert, the idea factory behind the change, states. “I already have three cars. But I only have two STDs, and I’d like to see that figure improve.”
Producers originally planned to just call up an escort service to find the grand prize, but are now considering pitching a reality show that will chronicle the search for the lucky whore or man whore.
~TVoD
Posted in Survivor on October 2nd, 2007 | |